Staying up late

Annoying Birds

            During the summer time I usually like to keep myself awake past midnight to specifically around 3:00am to surf the Internet, play video games and occasionally watch pointless advertisements on the T.V. This of course leads to horrible sleep habits and sleeping in for almost the entire afternoon, but ANNOYING birds always seem to wake me from my beautiful slumber. Birds have a mission to chirp at exactly 7:00 in the morning as if no one is asleep! It’s worse than a rooster trying to wake a farmer up. They’re extremely loud and have some sort of rhythm or pattern one chirps loud, then quietly, regular AND then another loud chirp. I have a dilemma because I can’t close the window or else I’ll burn in my room (I don’t have air-conditioning) and if I decide to leave the window open all I can hear is those insane birds chirping I can’t win! The worst part is I tried closing the window but they can be heard past the closed window it’s horrible, but I thought I could cover my ears with a pillow and still I could hear them.

            Going out on the weekend is a usual occurrence for me during the summer and I regularly stay out late as well, usually when the bar closes is when my friends and I call it a night and go home. Amazing memories are made during these nights, but we all just want to sleep at the end so most nights I would sleepover at my friends place after a night out. And yeah you guessed it the birds also chirp over at my friends place! I can never get myself some peace and quiet; it’s quite a tragedy... What I find even more annoying is that when school starts I return back to my normal routine, birds disappear and winter arrives. This annoys me because why couldn’t they just disappear during the summer, I have a regular sleep pattern during school days so I wouldn’t mind if they made an appearance now. What use do they have anyways? All they do is chirp and make peoples lives miserable.

            So what I would like is for birds to not come out during the summer and let everyone have the sleep we all deserve, but maybe the problem isn’t the birds and it’s just me. I could sleep at normal times like everyone else and the problem could be resolved, but hey who am I kidding I enjoy staying awake late during the summer its like a yearly routine so birds can just disappear!